GPT-5 Won't Save OpenAI From Its Own Hype
GPT-5 is coming. OpenAI promises revolution. History says incremental improvement wrapped in max-level marketing. The hype machine cranks again.
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OpenAI's Daybreak: Securing Every Org (Sure, Jan)
OpenAI's Daybreak promises to secure every org on Earth. The company that leaked user chats and gets jailbroken by teens now wants to run your SOC.
The Party's Cancelled: AI's Hangover Arrives Right on Schedule
The Reddit post said it all: 'The Party is cancelled.' After $13B from Microsoft, countless hyped launches, and CEO psychosis, AI's bill is coming due — and it's bigger than the humans it was supposed to replace.
We Paused CFCs. We Can't Pause Sam Altman.
A Reddit post listing humanity's successful pauses—CFCs, leaded gas, asbestos—went viral in r/OpenAI. The irony? We can't pause the one thing actually threatening to remake civilization. The money's too fast.