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META'S LLAMA IS EATING THE INTERNET
Meta's Llama went from 1.4T to 15T training tokens in 18 months. The internet is finite. The hunger isn't. You're the buffet.
Zuck Wants to AI-Generate Your Kid's Bedtime Stories
Meta's quietly testing StoryKit, an AI app that generates personalized kids' bedtime stories. Because outsourcing parenting to a language model is peak 2025.
DeepSeek Just Dollar-Store'd OpenAI's Entire Business Model
DeepSeek-V3 cost $5.6M. GPT-4 cost $100M+. China's budget AI labs aren't catching up—they're playing a different game entirely. Silicon Valley's compute moat was tissue paper all along.
Meta's Photo-to-Listing AI Just Weaponized Facebook Marketplace
Meta's new photo-to-listing AI for Facebook Marketplace sounds convenient — snap a pic, get a listing. But it's also about to industrialize scams, hand Meta a firehose of commerce data, and let algorithms decide what your stuff is worth.
Robostral: Mistral's Single-Camera Robot Hustle
Mistral AI pivots to robotics with single-camera navigation model Robostral Navigate. Bold tech, smart narrative play — but can a Paris software lab win physical AI?
Oracle Says CPUs Can Do AI Now. NVIDIA Sweats.
Oracle's X12 instances with Intel Xeon 6 claim GPU-free AI inference. It won't kill NVIDIA, but for cost-conscious AI deployment, the math actually works. Here's why CPU inference is the sleeper story of 2025.
Meta Got Caught Scraping Your Instagram Selfies for AI Training
Meta quietly built an AI tool that auto-scraped public Instagram photos for training data. Users freaked. Meta walked it back — sort of. Here's why your selfies are now machine food whether you like it or not.
The AI Doctor Will See You Now (And Possibly Kill You)
OpenAI is being sued for ChatGPT's allegedly dangerous health advice. The inevitable consequence of shipping a confident-sounding AI to 200M users and hoping they wouldn't take it seriously.
Perplexity AI: Google's $9B Nightmare
Perplexity AI raised $500M at a $9B valuation to do what Google won't: give you answers, not ads. But can a fancy AI wrapper actually kill search, or is it just the next hype cycle?
OpenAI Wants Your Teens: Safe AI or Just Hooked?
OpenAI's pushing teen AI access with a 'safety' pitch that's 40% genuine concern, 60% calculated market capture. Gen Alpha, meet your new subscription.