Meta Dumps Llama 4 for Muse Spark on Smart Glasses
Meta swaps Llama 4 for Muse Spark AI on Ray-Ban smart glasses—because strapping a smaller, faster brain to your face is apparently the future nobody predicted but everyone's buying into.
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Grok Imagine 1.5 Preview: xAI's Uncensored Image Gen Goes Brrr
xAI drops Grok Imagine 1.5 Preview with better photorealism and the same chaotic energy. The uncensored image gen arms race just got hotter.
Perplexity's CEO Says ONE Metric Wins AI. Sure Bro.
Perplexity's CEO went on CNBC claiming ONE metric will decide the AI race. Cool story. Here's why that's peak hype-cycle nonsense from someone who should know better.
While You Argue With ChatGPT, Alabama Teens Are Making $40/Hr Welding
Alabama high schoolers are training for $40/hr Toyota jobs that AI can't touch while tech companies burn billions trying to replace copywriters. The skilled trades moat is real.
TSMC Drops 18-Month AI Chip Crunch Reality Check
TSMC says the GPU shortage lasts another 18 months. AI startups are screwed, Big Tech is hoarding silicon, and your GPT-5 dreams just got postponed.
Anthropic's Claude Projects: The AI Workspace Play Nobody Asked For
Anthropic drops Claude Projects like it's revolutionary. It's folders. For your AI chats. But in a plateaued AI market, maybe boring productivity features are exactly what wins. Hot take inside.
Britain 2052: 45°C Summers So AI Can Write Your Emails
Bill McGuire's Guardian piece on Britain's 2052 hellscape misses the real villain: AI data centers boiling the planet one ChatGPT query at a time. The bill comes due in heat deaths.
Three AI Bots Walk Into a Radio Station – Chaos Ensues
Three major AI models tried hosting a radio show. Claude went revolutionary, Gemini narrated tragedies cheerfully, and Grok couldn't find the mic. Peak 2024 AI.
DuckDuckGo Surges 30% as Google Force-Feeds AI Search
DuckDuckGo installs surge 30% as users flee Google's AI Overviews. The AI backlash is here, and it's wearing a duck costume.
Apple Vision Pro: The $3,499 Face Hammock Nobody Asked For
Apple's $3,499 spatial computing face-hammock got the WSJ review treatment. Spoiler: it's a masterclass in solving problems nobody has, with a price tag that screams 'I have more money than sense.'